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Antivehicular (SA)
Average Words/Story: 953
TD Words Written: 72,459
Brawl Words Written: 3,152
Total Words Written: 75,611
Stories Rated: 33
Wins: 13
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 17
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 23
Failures: 0
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 17

59 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Why'd You Come in Here Looking Like That? - Saturday Night, the Cincinnati City Center Sheraton, Fifth Floor (326 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Training Montage - Going Underground (127 words)
 
Off-Prompt: A Roomba With a View - Ten Years After the Giant Erotica Epidemic (146 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Fatal Flan - With Apologies to Thranguy 2: Okay, Lunchbox, Let's Try This Again (22 words)
 
Off-Prompt: For Jay - Your Carbon (317 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Croooow! - Investigation Report: Puzzle Box 368-A, filed by Agent Skreeaw (177 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Further Thunderdome Dietary Advice - Nougat Ambition (122 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Twenty Goddamn Years of This (245 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Faith and Proof (87 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Certain Facts of Life (202 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - The City's Last Traffic Cop Has A Bad Day (151 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Sic Semper Rupices (127 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Twenty Years Away From Home (102 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - With Apologies to Thranguy For Style-Biting (25 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - With Apologies to Thranguy III: The Legend Continues (28 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Inhale (255 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - A Right Setback for the Gripweed Lab (143 words)
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Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - Solstice Fire (809 words)
2
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - Technically, You Would Only Need One Time Traveler Ice-Cream Social (1176 words)
 
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - *judge*
3
Week #276: Little Man History - Marianismo (1260 words)
4
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - Cowardice (1000 words)
5
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On - The Trials of Kevin the Barbarian (1014 words)
6
Week #279: How to Write a Story - The Candymonger's Tale (1504 words)
 
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - *judge*
Winner
7
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas! - How to Die in the Arms of a Merman (1656 words)
 
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - *judge*
Honorable Mention
8
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE - Against Oblivion (1715 words)
9
Week #284: That's How the Light Gets In - A Newcomer's Guide to Afanasi (1205 words)
Honorable Mention
10
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - Another Turn of the Wheel (1589 words)
Honorable Mention
11
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - The Soft Touch (1493 words)
Winner
12
Week #287: Bad Romance - Magpies in the Black (1488 words)
 
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - *judge*
Winner
13
Week #289: MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI'S CLUB HOUSE - Call and Response (0 words)
 
Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut - *judge*
14
Week #291: You are Such a Loser, Good for You - To Shoot for the Moon and Miss (591 words)
Honorable Mention
15
Week #292: Ancient History - Rainbowland (1930 words)
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Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - Trust and Grace (1204 words)
Dishonorable Mention
17
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - Horse Destiny: Paint Your Dreams (1113 words)
 
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph - *judge*
18
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different - A Baron's Son, a Hunter's Daughter (1437 words)
Loser
19
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force - The Things We Do For Hardware (1395 words)
20
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - A Trolley Problem (1212 words)
Winner
21
Week #301: Communication Breakdown - After the Sundering (1398 words)
 
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - *judge*
Winner
22
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone - Sacred Vessels (1116 words)
 
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!" - *judge*
Honorable Mention
23
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - Symbiosis (1208 words)
 
Week #307: Unitary Will - *judge*
24
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - Dust (1208 words)
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Week #309: He & She - The First Day of Peacetime (1338 words)
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Week #310: Ghosts and Whiskey - Secondhand Things (1504 words)
Honorable Mention
27
Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools - Respect for the Dead (1254 words)
 
Week #312: Family Motto - *judge*
28
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Instincts (1123 words)
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Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome - Every Childhood Home Is A Time Machine (But Some More Literally Than Others) (1305 words)
Honorable Mention
30
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night - In the Wires (1341 words)
 
Week #317: Power Trippin' - *judge*
Honorable Mention
31
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B - The Blameless Prisoner (1132 words)
Winner
32
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆ - A Thing With Feathers (1121 words)
 
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit - *judge*
Honorable Mention
33
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - The 52nd Pickup (626 words)
34
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION - Finding a Rhythm (671 words)
35
Week #323: Wu Tang in Space / Where do ideas come from? / MOON FIGHT - Dance of the Moon Jellies (726 words)
 
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - *judge*
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Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism - Movement (1432 words)
Winner
37
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST! - Good and Faithful Servant (1149 words)
 
Week #327: Check out all our majesty - *judge*
Winner
38
Week #328: Economy of Prompt 2 - The Phoenix Ascends (1932 words)
 
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - *judge*
Winner
39
Week #330: Ray Gun Control - The House on Lindworm Street (1012 words)
 
Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah - *judge*
 
Week #332: Steering the Crap - *judge*
 
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - *judge*
40
Week #334: Here Be Dragons - Under the Sages' Towers (966 words)
41
Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words - Swimming and Sinking (977 words)
Winner
42
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - Hungry Birds in Dying Forests (977 words)
 
Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - *judge*
Winner
43
Week #339: Die Hard - Nothing of Them Will Fade (1474 words)
 
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - *judge*
Honorable Mention
44
Week #342: A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into - The First Minnesotan Funeral on Callisto (1267 words)
Honorable Mention
45
Week #345: 24/7 - The Night Cousin (1384 words)
Winner
46
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - The Buffalo Mountains, the Pelican Swamps (999 words)
 
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - *judge*
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Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - Dismantling Father (1047 words)
48
Week #351: Rat-a-tat-tat, Thunderdome - Sometimes Too Late (763 words)
Honorable Mention
49
Week #353: Sonder - Radical Empathy (1461 words)
Honorable Mention
50
Week #354: S'moreDome - The Only Story Your Friend Knows (645 words)
Honorable Mention
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Week #355: Top Ten Hundred Words - How to Use the Doctor Machine (1033 words)
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Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE - Find Out What You're Made Of (1009 words)
Honorable Mention
53
Week #358: 19th Century Schizoid Man - Threads of Silk (1757 words)
 
Week #359: Who we are to one another - *judge*
Winner
54
Week #360: What If Thunderdome, But Too Much - Fresh, Sanitary, Convenient (1044 words)
 
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction - *judge*
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Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD - Rosa Flores Resigns (1201 words)
56
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell - Lights in the Cavern of Wrong (1195 words)
Honorable Mention
57
Week #364: GACHADOME - A Letter, Never Opened (835 words)
Honorable Mention
58
Week #366: You Believe in the moon? - From Parts Unknown (1134 words)
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Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael - The Litany of the Wounded Ones (1302 words)


Brawls: 3, Victories: 2, Defeats: 1, Record: 67%
Victory
1
Brawl #240: They're Playing Our Song - Heavy Machinery (750 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #270: Antiderpempcuffs Miscommunication Exhibition - Rita and Blackjack's Last Job (1203 words)
Victory
3
Brawl #277: Are We There Yet?!? - An Elegy for Rhyannon (1199 words)