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Chairchucker (SA)
Average Words/Story: 829
TD Words Written: 82,093
Stories Rated: 1
Wins: 1
Losses: 5
Honorable Mentions: 14
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 8

Judgings: 12
Failures: 9
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

98 Total Submissions
Classic
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Undome my heart (646 words)
Loser
1
Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - I Still Get Paid, Right? (640 words)
2
Week #4: last man on the moon - Moonmen (1014 words)
Loser
3
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - Sister Surprise (1019 words)
4
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - More Small Than Medium (1052 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - His Papal Majesty (162 words)
6
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Be Quiet (857 words)
7
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski - Car (388 words)
Disqualified
8
Week #12: Hateful Protagonist - The Cure (678 words)
Classic
9
Week #13: Real Natural Horror, Bitches - It was all a (Teenage) Dream (1179 words)
Honorable Mention
10
Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here - Needles (251 words)
11
Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction - Indeed (412 words)
 
Week #16: Oh the weave we web - *judge*
Honorable Mention
12
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love - Treat Her Right (763 words)
Honorable Mention
13
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Punctuality is next to Godliness (369 words)
 
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - *judge*
14
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - Hope You Guessed My Name (1733 words)
15
Week #25: What They Deserve - Daddy Gave Me No Name (1483 words)
16
Week #27: There is only PAIN - What's For Dinner? (911 words)
17
Week #28: Show me the love! - Pick One Person (877 words)
18
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Acting Goat in Charge of HR (811 words)
Honorable Mention
19
Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club - Clash Strip (492 words)
Disqualified
20
Week #35: Pictures and Books - Museum of Chairs (640 words)
21
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Nature Abhors a Vampire. In Space. (1002 words)
22
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Why I Was Unable to Submit on Time: The 100% Real and not at all Fabricated Account of Chairchucker's Excuse for Tardiness (908 words)
23
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - Sloths (676 words)
 
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - *judge*
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
24
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Hufflepuffs are Particularly Good Finders (1019 words)
 
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - *judge*
25
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - Academie d'Cake l'Orange (479 words)
26
Week #56: Keyhole views - Gary Don’t Mind (997 words)
27
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - The Riddle of the Ruby Gazelle (672 words)
28
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - That's the Spirit (482 words)
29
Week #63: Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing? - Obsolete (960 words)
Honorable Mention
30
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing - God from the (Tin) Machine (999 words)
 
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - *judge*
31
Week #72: big as shit - Will the Time Worm be Unbroken (844 words)
32
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - Death Where Is Thy… Oh What’s That Word, Bees Do It (465 words)
33
Week #78: Past Glories - Saving Daylight (687 words)
Honorable Mention
34
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - Out of Love (525 words)
 
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - *judge*
35
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - God Defend the Queen (757 words)
36
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Undying Love (428 words)
37
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - Wouldn't If You Were On Fire (731 words)
38
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - Zoning Issues (1168 words)
39
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - Untitled (1128 words)
Disqualified
40
Week #96: Free to a good home! - BoatBoatBoatBoatBoat (1003 words)
 
Week #98: Music of the Night - *judge*
41
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Top Dog (540 words)
42
Week #103: Pacifist Run - A Cat by any Other Name Would Still be a Jerk (1175 words)
43
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - Vavoom (1036 words)
44
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - Just to Make it Today (910 words)
Honorable Mention
45
Week #114: Missed Catnections - Seriously, It was Huge (741 words)
Honorable Mention
46
Week #117: Tired of your shit - A Curious Thing (719 words)
Winner
47
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - Wings on Fire (980 words)
 
Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - *judge*
48
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - Panda for the Masses (403 words)
49
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - And all the Stars (1111 words)
Dishonorable Mention
50
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - That Was a Pretty Wizard, Wasn't It? (480 words)
 
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - FAILURE
51
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Untitled Opening (444 words)
 
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - *judge*
52
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - Beatings Can't Be Priced (1223 words)
53
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - Giant Robots are Cool and Awesome (914 words)
54
Week #166: Comings and Goings - The First Time Always Hurts (214 words)
55
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - The Adventures of Nobeard the Pirate, Age 6 (678 words)
56
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - Just Like Riding an Underwater Bicycle (928 words)
57
Week #179: Strange Logs - The Fin on the Back is Part of the Deal (359 words)
Disqualified
58
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - Had to go Somewhere so we Crashed Into You (546 words)
59
Week #191: We Talk Good - Oven of Life (496 words)
60
Week #193: the worst week - No-Fly Zone (776 words)
61
Week #197: Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control - This Cult Belongs in a Museum (1158 words)
62
Week #203: MYSTERY SOLVING TEENS - Rocket's Mine (1404 words)
Loser
63
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - Charnel No. 5 (418 words)
64
Week #212: Vice News - Friendly Match (607 words)
Dishonorable Mention
65
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Yeah, the Girls (1301 words)
66
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - A Dish Best Served Bird or Why She is Totally the Baby, Not Me (248 words)
67
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal - Bored Sphinxless (841 words)
68
Week #226: Viking Wisdom - Actually the Stomach is Way Bigger than the Eyes, I Mean That’s Just Basic Anatomy (1477 words)
 
Week #228: Unqualified - *judge*
69
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - Gonna Catch a Big One (1170 words)
Honorable Mention
70
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Boring Words are Expendable (1130 words)
71
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - Small Dog (1338 words)
 
Week #236: Three-Card Combo - FAILURE
72
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - You Fight Like a Girl (Spoilers the Girl is Chun Li and is Very Good at Fighting and Will Totally Kick You in the Face) (510 words)
73
Week #241: From Zero to Hero - Is a Mushroom a Thallic Symbol? (1029 words)
Loser
74
Week #242: Resonance of Words - Did he who Made the Lamb Make Thee? (570 words)
75
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - The Undeath of the Party (1004 words)
Honorable Mention
76
Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - Satellite of Love (746 words)
 
Week #254: dog week - FAILURE
77
Week #260: Empty Spaces - Salvaged (798 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - FAILURE
Disqualified
78
Week #269: AMBROSE BIERCE SAW HIM FIRST - All Shook Up (1083 words)
79
Week #270: La Belle Époque - A Good Dog (1249 words)
80
Week #272: Lost in the funhouse - Lawns Mowed on Time (736 words)
Disqualified
81
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - Yippee Ki Ay, Mozeltover (620 words)
82
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - Transcript of Breakfast Show, 12 January 2005, 0503 – 0550 (868 words)
83
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Codenames (954 words)
84
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - Nothing in this Life that I’ve been Trying (869 words)
 
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - *judge*
Disqualified
85
Week #287: Bad Romance - Or Whatever The Opposite is of a Parent Trap (1237 words)
Dishonorable Mention
86
Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut - Not a Musical Bone in Their Body (1479 words)
 
Week #292: Ancient History - *judge*
 
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - FAILURE
 
Week #309: He & She - FAILURE
87
Week #317: Power Trippin' - I Want Candy (1393 words)
88
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism - The Political Machine (774 words)
89
Week #327: Check out all our majesty - Daisy and the Drains (1161 words)
90
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Digging Holes is Really Hard, OK? (494 words)
Disqualified
91
Week #332: Steering the Crap - In Absentia – In Morte (737 words)
Honorable Mention
92
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - Dazzling Dan (992 words)
Dishonorable Mention
93
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - Back from the Officially Dead (790 words)
94
Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - It’s Virtual Web 2.0 Or Something (845 words)
 
Week #339: Die Hard - FAILURE
95
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction - Oorah (1220 words)
96
Week #364: GACHADOME - Fun Tawny Frogmouth Trivia: They Rule (489 words)
Honorable Mention
97
Week #368: Hold On Loosely - That You Wanted to See Fly (380 words)
98
Week #372: Pirates! - Plunder (994 words)
 
Week #374: the perfect country & western story - FAILURE