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Djeser (SA)
Average Words/Story: 834
TD Words Written: 69,222
Brawl Words Written: 17,557
Total Words Written: 86,779
Stories Rated: 21
Wins: 9
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 17
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 6

Judgings: 34
Failures: 33
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 7

76 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE: a fanfic (66 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Pet Romance - My Science Project by Rebecca Bergman Age Nine (106 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Into the Closet - Mr. Explodeswhenmad (167 words)
 
Off-Prompt: As the Dome Turns - Heraklion papyri Hk-j03 (376 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Dangerous (198 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - And that's fucked up. (253 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - A Thunderdome Parable (96 words)
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - Man After Man (749 words)
2
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - By the Light of Stars (1011 words)
3
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - Fuck You, Got Mine (882 words)
 
Week #78: Past Glories - FAILURE
4
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - The Sky (1088 words)
5
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - To Impress (191 words)
Disqualified
6
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - In Limbo (752 words)
7
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Why we lay our Mirrors face-down at night (889 words)
Fanfic
8
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - Alicanto (1076 words)
9
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Burden (575 words)
10
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - Uprising (985 words)
Redemption
11
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - Summa (269 words)
12
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - I did a good thing today (1048 words)
Honorable Mention
13
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - It's About Them (1078 words)
 
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - *judge*
14
Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange! - Concerning the Heresy of the Divine Ass and the Quest for the Divine Ass Incarnate (1122 words)
 
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN - *judge*
 
Week #96: Free to a good home! - FAILURE
 
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES! - *judge*
 
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - FAILURE
 
Week #103: Pacifist Run - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
15
Week #105: Book One - Roadside Trash Heap (1111 words)
 
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - *judge*
16
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - Armageddon While The Geddin's Good (802 words)
 
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
17
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - Gild (1009 words)
Disqualified
18
Week #114: Missed Catnections - Late On (353 words)
 
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - *judge*
19
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - The Aerial Ace and the Battle of Roswell (1206 words)
 
Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - *judge*
 
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - FAILURE
 
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - FAILURE
 
Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD - *judge*
20
Week #129: Those We Loved - Space Isn't So Scary (250 words)
21
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - A Jackal's Word (801 words)
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Week #132: economy of prompt - Inga: Investigator, Retriever, and Rogue For Hire (500 words)
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Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - A night in the gods' city (932 words)
Dishonorable Mention
24
Week #134: Run Domer Run - Really, it's because I don't want to pay the ten bucks (103 words)
25
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - Julian To Come (941 words)
Honorable Mention
26
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - The Future as told by Larry Page (1486 words)
 
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - *judge*
 
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - *judge*
27
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - Revolution (1154 words)
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Sif the Strong (1295 words)
Winner
29
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Untitled Opening (461 words)
Honorable Mention
30
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - What's Left When It All Goes Wrong (595 words)
Disqualified
31
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Burned By The Courts (And A Dragon) (845 words)
 
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - FAILURE
 
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - *judge*
Redemption
32
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - :) (805 words)
33
Week #153: Gather Your Party - Dancing the Dorado Run (1506 words)
Disqualified
34
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - The Golem's Violin (1031 words)
 
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - FAILURE
 
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - FAILURE
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Week #160: Spin the wheel! - Ever Wish You Were Royalty? (1411 words)
 
Week #161: Negative Exponents - *judge*
 
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - FAILURE
 
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - FAILURE
 
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
36
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - Emil, Who Climbed The Mountain To Find His Face (1117 words)
 
Week #175: Speels of Magic - *judge*
Honorable Mention
37
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - The Wettest Magic (988 words)
Redemption
38
Week #179: Strange Logs - Athabasca, Honeyed City (326 words)
39
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - Hunting the Blessed Beast (812 words)
 
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - FAILURE
 
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics - *judge*
 
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - FAILURE
 
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome - *judge*
 
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - FAILURE
Loser
40
Week #204: Hate Week - Marked (1038 words)
Winner
41
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - The Cuckoo, She's a Pretty Bird (1200 words)
 
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - *judge*
 
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - FAILURE
 
Week #212: Vice News - *judge*
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Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE - Time Writes No Wrinkles On The Bay (402 words)
 
Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome - *judge*
 
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting - FAILURE
 
Week #226: Viking Wisdom - FAILURE
 
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - *judge*
43
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Wake Up In The Morning Feelin' Like E. Tiddy (1700 words)
44
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - The Weaver AE, The Forgotten Myth (150 words)
 
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
45
Week #236: Three-Card Combo - Or Something Like It (1429 words)
Honorable Mention
46
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - Colorado Star (1452 words)
 
Week #238: Lie to Me - FAILURE
 
Week #242: Resonance of Words - FAILURE
47
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - Z jeziora (1221 words)
Disqualified
48
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - (170 words)
Winner
49
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - WARNING-To-All-Human-Races-To-EMBRACE-REPTILIAN-TRANSMISSIONS-Via-Sodium-Chloride-Pathways-Against-ARACHNID-WORLD-ORDER-ATTEMPTING-TO-SPIRITUALLY-IMPRISON-ALL-HUMAN-RACES (998 words)
 
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You - *judge*
Disqualified
50
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature - Why I didn't submit this week by Djeser (195 words)
 
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble! - FAILURE
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Week #257: No failures week. - The Shape-Shifter's Child (603 words)
 
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - *judge*
 
Week #259: One, Two, Three - *judge*
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Week #260: Empty Spaces - Rue de les Fleurs (809 words)
 
Week #264: Dystopia With A View - *judge*
 
Week #266: J. Walter Weatherman and Friends - *judge*
 
Week #267: The Horror....the horror - FAILURE
 
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - FAILURE
 
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - *judge*
53
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - All Hail Grubscratch (1015 words)
54
Week #276: Little Man History - Couldn't Be Further From Djahy (1233 words)
 
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE - *judge*
Winner
55
Week #284: That's How the Light Gets In - Solstice (989 words)
 
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - *judge*
56
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - Sands of San Christo Cor (1569 words)
 
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - FAILURE
 
Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut - FAILURE
 
Week #294: Rush, Rush, Hurry Cybernetic Entity Enter me. - FAILURE
 
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - FAILURE
57
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph - ~The Persistence of Memory~ (1100 words)
 
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba - FAILURE
58
Week #301: Communication Breakdown - The Unrevealed (1010 words)
Winner
59
Week #303: Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know - Epitaph of the Utnapishtim (650 words)
 
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone - *judge*
60
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!" - PCS (1046 words)
Honorable Mention
61
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - Her Mission (1197 words)
 
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - *judge*
Winner
62
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B - Eyes (1193 words)
 
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆ - *judge*
Honorable Mention
63
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - False door of Kha, Egyptian, 2288-2170 BCE (632 words)
 
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - FAILURE
 
Week #327: Check out all our majesty - FAILURE
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Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Fuck Space. Just Fuck It. (503 words)
Honorable Mention
65
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - The City of Glass (424 words)
Honorable Mention
66
Week #330: Ray Gun Control - Gnosis kai Khara (891 words)
Winner
67
Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah - Millenium Star (1454 words)
 
Week #332: Steering the Crap - *judge*
 
Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words - FAILURE
 
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - *judge*
Honorable Mention
68
Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - The Hundred-Tome #339: The Anagramancer and the Manticore (608 words)
Winner
69
Week #345: 24/7 - Night Shift (909 words)
 
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - *judge*
Honorable Mention
70
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - Ib-Nebu (914 words)
Honorable Mention
71
Week #350: This is the line of division - The Wizard of the Skysword and Other Stories (1056 words)
Honorable Mention
72
Week #355: Top Ten Hundred Words - Chapter One, Verse One (626 words)
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Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE - Am-Aaru (1008 words)
Winner
74
Week #359: Who we are to one another - She and You (986 words)
 
Week #360: What If Thunderdome, But Too Much - *judge*
75
Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD - Because I Love You (1218 words)
 
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell - *judge*
76
Week #366: You Believe in the moon? - At Sea (807 words)


Brawls: 16, Victories: 10, Defeats: 6, Record: 63%
Victory
1
Brawl #60: EchoDjeserBrawl - Second-Woman-Story (497 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #83: ENTEJESER BRAWL OF THE MILLENIA!!!!! - Roger That, Ground Control (1033 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #91: Elementary Story Power Hour - The Clouds and the Crow (2032 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #93: Triple Threat Brawl - Reuse (1181 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #99: The Fall - Tiger-Lily Streams (1791 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #113: Surreal Halloween - I am a vending machine (2126 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #126: Twisting in the Queef Wind with Djeser Brawl - Gardens (739 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #141: Teenage Mutant Ninja Brawlers - Untitled (1214 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #161: Child's Play - Playing WIth Your Food (931 words)
Victory
10
Brawl #172: Objectophilia - Billy's Atomic Boogie Blues (539 words)
Defeat
11
Brawl #202: Con Artists - Tell me about a challenging experience you had at work (922 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #210: Boaz-Djechim Brawl - Code Crimson (1449 words)
Victory
13
Brawl #224: Jerks of a Bygone Age: Djeser vs. Aesclepia - The Instructions of Manetho to Senwosret III (550 words)
Defeat
14
Brawl #230: Genre Mixing: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Djeser - Lo produce monstruos (1095 words)
Victory
15
Brawl #236: Bar Brawl - Moist Lads and Milky Dicks (900 words)
Victory
16
Brawl #266: Jeers and Booze - Last Call (558 words)