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Kaishai (SA)
Average Words/Story: 929
TD Words Written: 122,633
Brawl Words Written: 1,505
Total Words Written: 124,138
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 23
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 41
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 42
Failures: 0
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 11

121 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - With Apologies to Rabelais (31 words)
 
Off-Prompt: My Little Metamorphosis - Of Course, of Course (288 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bee Wizards - Natural Splendor (34 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Aurora (97 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - An Ode to the Joy in Existence Without Which the Universe Would Fall Apart and Collapse (33 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Young Nubile Hillock Learns a Lesson (924 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Vigiles Canes (81 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - What Music He Makes (508 words)
 
Off-Prompt: In Its Twilight Days, Thunderdome Writes of Manmeat; Muffin Rejoices - Untitled (49 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - These Fragments (268 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood - Seaside (298 words)
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Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Signal Fire (451 words)
Winner
2
Week #28: Show me the love! - Heart and Soul (454 words)
 
Week #29: Written in the Stars - *judge*
3
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - The Frozen Child (952 words)
4
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - Gravesite (665 words)
5
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - It Is the Last (632 words)
 
Week #33: The Ides of Marx - *judge*
Honorable Mention
6
Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club - Reaper's Dance (836 words)
 
Week #35: Pictures and Books - *judge*
Honorable Mention
7
Week #36: Polishing Turds - Terminus (837 words)
 
Week #37: Professional Excellence - *judge*
8
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Come to Dust (1175 words)
Winner
9
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - The Blood on the Page (1262 words)
 
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - *judge*
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Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - Mine Before Thine (686 words)
11
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio - Dead First (714 words)
Honorable Mention
12
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - A New Song (877 words)
 
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky - *judge*
Winner
13
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - Brick Red (998 words)
 
Week #47: The Rule of Three - *judge*
Honorable Mention
14
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Exhibits (945 words)
Classic
15
Week #49: You Have Chosen...Poorly - The Great Zopper Toothpaste Treasure (3583 words)
 
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - *judge*
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Week #51: We Told You So - Sounds and Silences (903 words)
Honorable Mention
17
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - Indianapolis (847 words)
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Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - Night of Lights (1387 words)
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Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen - Diamonds (867 words)
Winner
20
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE - River by Night (606 words)
 
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - *judge*
21
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - Rattled (1154 words)
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Week #63: Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing? - Come Home to Stay a While (667 words)
Winner
23
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing - Music to Draw By (997 words)
 
Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em - *judge*
Honorable Mention
24
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears - The Worth of What We Love (904 words)
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Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - Tasting and Judgment (1106 words)
Honorable Mention
26
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - Passage Fare (989 words)
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Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - Grant Me an Empty Road (1562 words)
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Week #72: big as shit - Fighting Time (997 words)
 
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish - *judge*
29
Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!? - Mirror Truth (903 words)
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - Endless Night (823 words)
Honorable Mention
31
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - The Song of My Mother (948 words)
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Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - Une Mémoire des Rêves et de la Pierre (600 words)
Winner
33
Week #78: Past Glories - Free Skate (1003 words)
 
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - *judge*
34
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - Reasons (861 words)
Winner
35
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - Silver and Gold (993 words)
 
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - *judge*
Honorable Mention
36
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - Wish You Were Here (1195 words)
Honorable Mention
37
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - Cracks (1074 words)
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Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - Angel of the Morning (1047 words)
Honorable Mention
39
Week #88: The Wise Fool - Limonadé (919 words)
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Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - Backdraft (781 words)
Honorable Mention
41
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - Into Each Life (1203 words)
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Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - Ave Maria (1001 words)
Honorable Mention
43
Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange! - Happiness You Have Mistaken (898 words)
Honorable Mention
44
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Cathedral of You (770 words)
45
Week #96: Free to a good home! - The Ocean's Daughter (1408 words)
Winner
46
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - Writing on the Wall (1201 words)
 
Week #98: Music of the Night - *judge*
Honorable Mention
47
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES! - I'll Meet You at the Station (930 words)
Winner
48
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - Still Water (796 words)
 
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - *judge*
Honorable Mention
49
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - What Dreams May Come (1000 words)
 
Week #110: cleaning up the streets - *judge*
Honorable Mention
50
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - Siren (987 words)
Winner
51
Week #114: Missed Catnections - Ice and Desire (590 words)
 
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - *judge*
Honorable Mention
52
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - Teneo Memoria (719 words)
Winner
53
Week #117: Tired of your shit - Pumpkin Dreams (1054 words)
 
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - *judge*
54
Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - Winter's Tokens (625 words)
Honorable Mention
55
Week #121: Pet Words - The Stars Are Not Silent (1147 words)
 
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - *judge*
Winner
56
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - The Merman's Package (1449 words)
 
Week #126: Auld Lang Syne - *judge*
57
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - Nemete's Game (784 words)
58
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - The Truth (989 words)
Honorable Mention
59
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - One Thousand Wrapping-Paper Cranes (1009 words)
Honorable Mention
60
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Epitaphs (1053 words)
Winner
61
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - Ghost (1216 words)
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - *judge*
Honorable Mention
62
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - Kaleidoscope Eye (960 words)
Honorable Mention
63
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - Sleep in the Dark (832 words)
Dishonorable Mention
64
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - Confiteor (850 words)
 
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - *judge*
65
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - Ink Clouds (916 words)
Honorable Mention
66
Week #161: Negative Exponents - All That Remains (676 words)
 
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - *judge*
Winner
67
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - In Porco Veritas (975 words)
 
Week #165: Back to School - *judge*
68
Week #166: Comings and Goings - As the Crows Fly (1082 words)
69
Week #167: Black Sunshine - Autumnhold (907 words)
Winner
70
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - Taking Notes (1236 words)
 
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - *judge*
71
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - Left at Albuquerque (960 words)
Winner
72
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - What I'm Looking For (1042 words)
 
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - *judge*
73
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - That Jerkface Moon (549 words)
74
Week #175: Speels of Magic - Brothers and Sisters (1385 words)
Honorable Mention
75
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - Mermen in Time of Plague (1297 words)
 
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - *judge*
76
Week #191: We Talk Good - Incentive (528 words)
 
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - *judge*
Winner
77
Week #193: the worst week - Ninety-Nine Dragons (1139 words)
 
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - *judge*
Honorable Mention
78
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - On Soft, Dark Wings (675 words)
Winner
79
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - For Life (621 words)
 
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - *judge*
80
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - The Science of Honey (1271 words)
81
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - There He Waits Dreaming (721 words)
Honorable Mention
82
Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year - Words of Wood and Blood (935 words)
Honorable Mention
83
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - 323.6, Citizenship and Related Topics (1592 words)
Honorable Mention
84
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - Stormborne (754 words)
Honorable Mention
85
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - If One of Them Is Dead (1039 words)
86
Week #219: cos wer goffik - Long Shadows (809 words)
Honorable Mention
87
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Customer Service (1062 words)
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Week #223: Dear Thunderdome - Discovery (1091 words)
89
Week #226: Viking Wisdom - The Dead of Winter (986 words)
 
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - *judge*
90
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - Keys to the Kingdom (1181 words)
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Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - Favor Fortune (151 words)
92
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - Guardian (949 words)
 
Week #241: From Zero to Hero - *judge*
Winner
93
Week #242: Resonance of Words - Violet Fire (1488 words)
 
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - *judge*
Honorable Mention
94
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - Fire Season (1093 words)
95
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature - Rose Gold (1337 words)
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Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now - The Quality of Mercy (1266 words)
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Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - Under Glass (1193 words)
Honorable Mention
98
Week #257: No failures week. - From Death (1104 words)
Honorable Mention
99
Week #260: Empty Spaces - So Far Away (806 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - *judge*
 
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - *judge*
 
Week #276: Little Man History - *judge*
100
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - Sing, Canary (888 words)
Winner
101
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Phoenix Sonata (987 words)
 
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas! - *judge*
Honorable Mention
102
Week #287: Bad Romance - Spirit of Place (1013 words)
Winner
103
Week #292: Ancient History - Greed Is Good (1631 words)
 
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - *judge*
Honorable Mention
104
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph - The Essence of Good Barbecue (1432 words)
105
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force - Stolen Hopes (1204 words)
 
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - *judge*
106
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - They Sing in Veneta (627 words)
Honorable Mention
107
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - Depth of Desire (779 words)
Honorable Mention
108
Week #307: Unitary Will - O My Daughter (1105 words)
Honorable Mention
109
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - With Form, and Void (1190 words)
110
Week #309: He & She - Cold Regret (914 words)
111
Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools - Gifts of the Gods (1247 words)
 
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - *judge*
112
Week #316: Measure Twice, Cut Once - Planning and Action (1205 words)
Honorable Mention
113
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Grey Hunt (400 words)
114
Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah - On Atwerith (835 words)
115
Week #332: Steering the Crap - Aftermath (221 words)
116
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - Merry and Bright (1174 words)
Winner
117
Week #334: Here Be Dragons - The Way (978 words)
 
Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words - *judge*
118
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - The Sun in Chains (727 words)
119
Week #351: Rat-a-tat-tat, Thunderdome - Tendrils (1275 words)
Honorable Mention
120
Week #353: Sonder - Choose, and Remember (2144 words)
121
Week #354: S'moreDome - Hollow Hearts (559 words)
 
Week #370: Seeing the wiring beneath the board - *judge*


Brawls: 2, Victories: 1, Defeats: 1, Record: 50%
Victory
1
Brawl #21: Fairy Tales - The Glass Heart (1063 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #57: Deserts - Deserts (442 words)