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flerp (SA) / Broenheim
Average Words/Story: 915
TD Words Written: 130,860
Brawl Words Written: 19,093
Total Words Written: 149,953
Stories Rated: 9
Wins: 4
Losses: 4
Honorable Mentions: 26
Dishonorable Mentions: 10
Disqualifications: 3

Judgings: 19
Failures: 38
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 12

131 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: For Jay - The Legend of Don Quixote de la Mancha (468 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - really i think gigantism is overcompensation (33 words)
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Grimdarkness of Skulls and Blood and Gore (144 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - Just Don't Piss Us Off (96 words)
 
Off-Prompt: And then a skeleton popped out - Literally a creepy pasta (91 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The Sauropod In The Room - First Day of School (146 words)
 
Off-Prompt: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC - "Things Will Never Be The Same" (94 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - This Cold-Hearted Generation (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - FJGJ (85 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - the pirate who fell in love with vice versa (95 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood - The Summoning of the Great God Derek (592 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Cyberpunks are Stupid (851 words)
Dishonorable Mention
1
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN - Foreign Language (942 words)
2
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - A Mammoth of a Problem (751 words)
 
Week #96: Free to a good home! - FAILURE
3
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - Small Town Justice (812 words)
4
Week #98: Music of the Night - In the Shadows (917 words)
Dishonorable Mention
5
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - Another Day In Los Grano D’oro (834 words)
6
Week #101: WAR - Back Home (1274 words)
Dishonorable Mention
7
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Dark Times (1083 words)
 
Week #105: Book One - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
8
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - Smoking Gun (995 words)
Dishonorable Mention
9
Week #114: Missed Catnections - Untitled (751 words)
 
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - FAILURE
10
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - A Perfect Day (993 words)
Dishonorable Mention
11
Week #121: Pet Words - More (1029 words)
 
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - FAILURE
12
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - Time Heals All Wounds (1046 words)
 
Week #134: Run Domer Run - FAILURE
13
Week #136: Famous Last Words - Self Portrait (1391 words)
 
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - FAILURE
Winner
14
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Don't Want It Anymore (1048 words)
 
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then - *judge*
 
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - FAILURE
15
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - Watching It All Pass By (829 words)
16
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - A Brat's Request (1286 words)
17
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - Everyone Has Their Demons (1245 words)
18
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - A Million Things I Wish I Had Done (1297 words)
 
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - *judge*
19
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Every Family Has Its Problems. Ours is Telepathy (1261 words)
Loser
20
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - Can't Put a Price on a Fool (1167 words)
21
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - Maybe Being Crazy Ain't Such a Bad Thing (1189 words)
 
Week #151: Rewriting the Books - *judge*
22
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - A Cat-Sized Void in My Heart (1290 words)
 
Week #153: Gather Your Party - *judge*
23
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - Yarn Dog (996 words)
 
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - *judge*
Dishonorable Mention
24
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - The Other Side (1165 words)
25
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Revenge-Filled Hentai-Stealing SexBots! The Savior of Anime Appears! (1192 words)
 
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - *judge*
26
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Sleep, a Song, then Sleep Again (1082 words)
27
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - The Heart of Adventure (1029 words)
 
Week #161: Negative Exponents - *judge*
28
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - Funerals Are There To Make People Forget (847 words)
29
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - Guardian (1223 words)
30
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - A Cake Rising in the Oven (1192 words)
Disqualified
31
Week #165: Back to School - How Argon Lost His Nobility, Then Himself (1039 words)
 
Week #166: Comings and Goings - *judge*
Honorable Mention
32
Week #167: Black Sunshine - You Didn’t Deserve All This Gray (1097 words)
 
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - *judge*
Redemption
33
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - The Not-So-Kind Merman (492 words)
34
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - The Last Death in Deadwood (1046 words)
Honorable Mention
35
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI - When God Sings for You, You Lose Your Voice (1153 words)
36
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - When the Heart Bleeds, It Never Stops (831 words)
37
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - The Last Story We Have Together (975 words)
 
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - FAILURE
38
Week #175: Speels of Magic - Drowning (1019 words)
Honorable Mention
39
Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman - What You Learn When You’re Robbing a Store as Darth Vader (1186 words)
40
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - A Rock Falls to the Bottom if You Don’t Catch It (955 words)
 
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed - *judge*
41
Week #179: Strange Logs - Snail (903 words)
42
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - Halfway For Too Long (1032 words)
 
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - *judge*
43
Week #182: Domegrassi - Don’t Be Too Smart in Middle School or the Universe Might Collapse in on Itself (1274 words)
Dishonorable Mention
44
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots - Can’t Say It (1246 words)
45
Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - The Ocean’s Sorry, He Really Is (1437 words)
46
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - The Fate of the Animals (973 words)
 
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - *judge*
47
Week #187: Lost In Translation - A Talk With the Dead Over a Glass of Cold Water (1081 words)
48
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics - story about a dog who can’t fall asleep (956 words)
Honorable Mention
49
Week #189: knight time - A Lying Prayer (1143 words)
Honorable Mention
50
Week #190: Three-Course Tale - The Three (1450 words)
Honorable Mention
51
Week #191: We Talk Good - Don't Fall (455 words)
52
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - The Beat That's In Every Blast (1158 words)
53
Week #193: the worst week - Arms Bent Back Until They Break (1510 words)
Redemption
54
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - The Mysterious, Mustachioed Merman (805 words)
55
Week #195: Inverse World - No More Lies, For Once (999 words)
56
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome - It's Not Okay (1485 words)
Dishonorable Mention
57
Week #197: Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control - Going Back Through the Smiles (1500 words)
 
Week #198: Buddy Stuff - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
58
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - A Plea to the Little Bird (795 words)
59
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Spudipus Complex (851 words)
60
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - The Monster in the Lake and in My Stomach (1214 words)
Honorable Mention
61
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - Stale (828 words)
Loser
62
Week #203: MYSTERY SOLVING TEENS - Dreams High Up Above (573 words)
63
Week #204: Hate Week - AVA (803 words)
64
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - The Temple of Empty Words (421 words)
 
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - *judge*
 
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
65
Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year - A Flower is a Flower No Matter How Many Petals You Rip Off (386 words)
66
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - Thoughts in the Forest (1184 words)
67
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - Going Down the River With You (999 words)
Honorable Mention
68
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - Color in the Blind Girl's Eyes (1493 words)
 
Week #212: Vice News - FAILURE
69
Week #213: Punked Out - Black Fire (1253 words)
 
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
70
Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome - The Owl (1101 words)
 
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - FAILURE
 
Week #218: Duel Nature - *judge*
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - FAILURE
71
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - I really don't care (1208 words)
Winner
72
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Twittering Machines (240 words)
 
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting - *judge*
 
Week #223: Dear Thunderdome - FAILURE
73
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal - The Fable of the Platypus (1106 words)
74
Week #225: Pick A Century - Listen to Me, Not the Flames (965 words)
 
Week #226: Viking Wisdom - FAILURE
75
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night.... - Pray for Rain (1141 words)
76
Week #228: Unqualified - In some mythologies, the whole world is on the back of a turtle which is pretty cool (818 words)
 
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - FAILURE
77
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking - To Punch a Ghost (1144 words)
Honorable Mention
78
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - It's Not Much to Listen (1200 words)
79
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Somewhere (524 words)
Honorable Mention
80
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Sorry, I'm Not Flying (743 words)
Disqualified
81
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - It’s a poem about death (because that’s every poem) (168 words)
Disqualified
82
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - No Good Answers (513 words)
83
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Pretentious Bullshit (426 words)
Honorable Mention
84
Week #236: Three-Card Combo - Sand Caught in the Laughs (482 words)
85
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - Sound (1702 words)
 
Week #238: Lie to Me - FAILURE
86
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - This is Canonically a Part of the Star Wars™ Expanded Universe (1100 words)
87
Week #241: From Zero to Hero - Something in the Blood (1576 words)
88
Week #242: Resonance of Words - Blood and death and all that fun stuff (963 words)
Redemption
89
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - Help! My Boyfriend Wants to Move On Instead of Getting Married! (865 words)
90
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - Look, Sometimes It Just Happens, Ok? (1112 words)
91
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - Home is where investigators first go when you die (872 words)
 
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
92
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature - The Memory Thief (879 words)
93
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble! - The Return of the Merman Hero, Moustache (944 words)
 
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - FAILURE
94
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now - Snacks for Two (1262 words)
95
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - Start a Fire, Even if it’s for Yourself (1005 words)
Winner
96
Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - Matter Cannot be Destroyed (576 words)
 
Week #254: dog week - *judge*
 
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - *judge*
 
Week #257: No failures week. - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
97
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - I didn’t sign up to be married to a tree (920 words)
 
Week #259: One, Two, Three - FAILURE
98
Week #260: Empty Spaces - To be Less Than a Queen (621 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
99
Week #264: Dystopia With A View - Like the Old, Dead Fairytales (921 words)
 
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - FAILURE
100
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - The Heart is an Ancient Organ (943 words)
101
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - 2/5 Stars, My Dog is Still Dead (770 words)
Honorable Mention
102
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (855 words)
 
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - FAILURE
 
Week #276: Little Man History - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
103
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - I Still Don't Sleep Most Nights (627 words)
104
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On - To be a bird (522 words)
105
Week #279: How to Write a Story - The Fable of the Camel (696 words)
106
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Same (546 words)
107
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas! - It Won't Hurt Him at All (942 words)
Loser
108
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - Distance (724 words)
109
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE - Last Records of the Genesis Artificial Intelligence Program (1434 words)
Honorable Mention
110
Week #284: That's How the Light Gets In - Three Days (1146 words)
111
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - This is a holy place (647 words)
 
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
112
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - Words Only Go So Far (968 words)
 
Week #294: Rush, Rush, Hurry Cybernetic Entity Enter me. - *judge*
 
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph - FAILURE
 
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force - FAILURE
 
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - FAILURE
113
Week #303: Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know - A Moment (781 words)
114
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone - The Legend of Fire (1076 words)
 
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!" - FAILURE
 
Week #307: Unitary Will - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
115
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome - Stop Worrying (986 words)
 
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night - FAILURE
 
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B - FAILURE
116
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - you are piss (404 words)
 
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION - FAILURE
117
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - The Buried are Waiting (1347 words)
118
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - The World is a Rat (794 words)
119
Week #338: Places of Power - fortune cookies are bullshit anyways (1000 words)
 
Week #339: Die Hard - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
120
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - A Rifle Isn't a Maybe Kind of Thing Though (1194 words)
 
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse - FAILURE
121
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - The Moth (816 words)
122
Week #345: 24/7 - If cats don’t go to heaven, then what’s the point? (1168 words)
Honorable Mention
123
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - To the gods it may concern (993 words)
Winner
124
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - It Runs in the Family (1459 words)
 
Week #348: dog week 2: this time, you actually write something - *judge*
125
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - The Legacy of the Stevens (1092 words)
 
Week #350: This is the line of division - FAILURE
Loser
126
Week #351: Rat-a-tat-tat, Thunderdome - America's Pastime (1259 words)
127
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기! - The City of Closed Eyes (888 words)
Honorable Mention
128
Week #353: Sonder - For No One (499 words)
Honorable Mention
129
Week #354: S'moreDome - The Squishiness (595 words)
130
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE - A Chance in Heaven (716 words)
Honorable Mention
131
Week #357: You People Are So Dramatic - Normal (925 words)


Brawls: 19, Victories: 6, Defeats: 13, Record: 32%
Defeat
1
Brawl #90: Around the World Brawl - The Blood of an Emperor (1711 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #106: Klaxon of Failure - A Friend In Need (1240 words)
Victory
3
Brawl #114: Social Capitalism - I'm Making A Killing Tonight (1178 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #121: Go the fuck to sleep - Black Cherries (901 words)
Defeat
5
Brawl #139: The House Always Wins - Bird's Story (783 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #142: Murder on the Thunderdome Express - The Big Deal (1274 words)
Defeat
7
Brawl #144: The Secret Policeman's Brawl - The Doppelganger's True Face (793 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #150: Brawlbowl II - Keep Your Eye on the Ball (1112 words)
Defeat
9
Brawl #154: All Your Brawl Are Belong to Us - Hey Refs, You’d Forget Your Glasses? (717 words)
Defeat
10
Brawl #162: Doming With the Devil - Personal Hell (1800 words)
Defeat
11
Brawl #164: Rad Bromance - Something's Waiting For Us (959 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #166: Cry Like You Mean It - All Eyes Looking Away (758 words)
Defeat
13
Brawl #169: The Autismal Flerpings of Yesteryear - Potatoes Aren’t Like Gold at All (765 words)
Victory
14
Brawl #175: THE FIRST MEMORIAL TITUSFLERP SLAPFIGHT - it’s a metaphor for death (like everything in this shitty life) (613 words)
Victory
15
Brawl #193: GoD vs. Dog Brawl - Start at Zero (0) (356 words)
Defeat
16
Brawl #203: Brawlsterfuck - The Dream Maker (1750 words)
Defeat
17
Brawl #243: flerp derp brawl - Guardian Angel (664 words)
Victory
18
Brawl #245: First and Last - Untitled (439 words)
Defeat
19
Brawl #284: Obscure Sorrows - same but unironically (684 words)